Commission for @goldberry-river of Loki practicing magic!
Thank you so much again!! X3
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I actually went outside today and walked around and talked to other humans (not much) and it tired me out so much I just came home and ate dinner and watched “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” for 3 hours.
I have a problem. I have turned into a hermit. This is what happens when I move to a new city where I don’t know anyone and the school year hasn’t started yet.
Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about
- “Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.
- “Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.
- “Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.
- “You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.
- “Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.
- “She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.
this was not an analysis i was prepared for, i’ll tell you that
Technically the original version has them being fur slippers. Which was uh, intentionally suggestive, if you get me.
I feel like Jake Peralta is an expansion of Andy Samberg’s character in “Lazy Sunday”
I just laughed so hard at the playing guitar and screaming interrogation technique that I scared my poor cat off my lap. That killed me the first time he did it, too.
Omg having the whole line-up sing “I Want It That Way” is the best opening gambit since “The Full Bullpen.”
Daenerys Targaryen can eat a hot pocket straight from the microwave.
I feel like Jake Peralta is an expansion of Andy Samberg’s character in “Lazy Sunday”
I just laughed so hard at the playing guitar and screaming interrogation technique that I scared my poor cat off my lap. That killed me the first time he did it, too.
anti: if you ship thorki i am worried for your siblings, just let them have a normal brotherly relationship
me, an intellectual: if you think thor and loki have a normal brotherly relationship, i am extremely worried for your siblings
Bunch of Jackasses, Standing in a Circle – FoundlingMother – Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Loki & Guardians of the Galaxy Team, Gamora & Loki (Marvel), Loki & The Other (Marvel)
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Gamora (Marvel), Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Groot (Marvel), Drax the Destroyer, The Other (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Taneleer Tivan
Additional Tags: Post-Thor: The Dark World, Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) – Freeform, Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Canonical Character Death, Revenge, Comics Influences/Inspiration, Jotunn Loki (Marvel), Genderfluid Loki (Marvel), Guardian of the Galaxy Loki (Marvel), Developing Friendships, Everyone Has Issues, That’s Why They’re All Jackasses, Or Recovering Jackasses, It’s Debatable
Series: Part 1 of Loki: Guardian of the Galaxy
Summary:Loki doesn’t die on Svartalfheim. A pity. He deserves death, and his cell no longer offers safety. Asgard clearly does not possess the strength to ward against Thanos.
There are other ways to stay safe. To protect Thor and Frigga, provided she recovers from her wounds. He could leave. He could take the Tesseract to someone the Mad Titan cannot match.
So Loki does.
IT’S FUCKING DONE!
Thank you to everyone who left supportive comments on the memes where excerpts from this fic were posted. I hope the whole story proves to be worth the wait.
It’s time to tag people who may not have seen this but expressed an interest in it (and by that I mean liked posts about the concept/with quotes)! If possible, reblog the original post. I’m not sure whether or not Tumblr’s fixed that notifications glitch where you get an email each time a post tagging you gets reblogged.
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I feel like Jake Peralta is an expansion of Andy Samberg’s character in “Lazy Sunday”
Loki is the Philosopher King 