they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends
I’m not writing this to start shit. I don’t want to argue about this with anyone. This is how I feel. Period.
First of all, The Dark World is a movie that received rave reviews, almost entirely for Tom Hiddleston’s performance. Thor’s presence in that film wasn’t terrible by any means. But it was weak, and his performance did not stand out. The film is a favorite among Loki fans, because it pays the most attention to him as a character. The film was also released several months after Tom made his infamous appearance at Comicon, where he literally became an actual god. So yes, it makes sense that Chris might be bitter about the film in general. It certainly wasn’t the Chris Show that Ragnarok was, by any means.
What I find amusing is that Chris apparently thinks the initial Thor film was also terrible…for all the reasons it was actually a decent piece of cinema. His feelings are valid. Of course he is entitled to his opinions. But to express them publicly was poor form. I am embarrassed for him, for his lack of discretion, and his complete disrespect for those who gave him a chance when he was still a nobody.
If by some chance you are the type of actor who values action above all else…if you like explosions and cheap humor and jokes about poop and genitalia…if you just want people to ogle your muscles and tell you you’re hot…if you find Shakespeare to be boring and generally too difficult to recite or comprehend…please don’t pretend to feel otherwise just to get a part in a movie that you hope will skyrocket your career. And please do not turn around, years later, and talk shit about the very thing that allowed you to have a career in the first place. And please, when your co-stars reap well deserved success for their efforts, support them. Do not throw them under the bus. Do not agree to remake your own image at their expense. Do not forsake those who helped pave the way to your success. It might seem like none of this will ever come back to bite you. It might seem as though you are invincible. But I promise you, in Hollywood, there is no such thing.
Honestly, I wish they had cast someone else as Thor. Maybe even Liam Hemsworth would have been better.
I doubt that this particular thing will come back to bite him; it’s pretty safe to trash-talk a movie about which the “consensus” is that it wasn’t very good, especially when you’re riding the high from a movie that is supposedly leagues better. I don’t really blame Ryan Reynolds for talking crap about Green Lantern. But it does seem especially callous, or at least tone-deaf, to say TDW was “meh” when Tom’s performance in it was, as you note, very well-reviewed.
It appears that to convey that “it’s all about me” self-absorption that Thor* exuded in Ragnarok, all Chris had to do was act naturally.
OK, so apparently people who have blocked you can reblog your posts… but this is really annoying because someone added something on a reblog and I can only read the first two lines of it. (Which, by the way, is really fucking cowardly. It’s like throwing a punch at someone whose hands are tied so they can’t hit back.)
So could someone who’s seen my post bitching about the obnoxious “Taika understands Norse paganism, Whedon is a Christian fascist” post going around please tell me what obaewankenobae added to it? @ms-cellanies? @lokiloveforever?
I know this might come as news to some people, but not all comments criticizing the artistic creations of a person of color are racist. Or even “borderline racist.”
Also, maybe get clear on what someone’s talking about before calling them racist… just a suggestion.
Though I guess if anyone on Tumblr ever took that suggestion, that would wipe out about half the discourse on Tumblr.
OK, so apparently people who have blocked you can reblog your posts… but this is really annoying because someone added something on a reblog and I can only read the first two lines of it. (Which, by the way, is really fucking cowardly. It’s like throwing a punch at someone whose hands are tied so they can’t hit back.)
So could someone who’s seen my post bitching about the obnoxious “Taika understands Norse paganism, Whedon is a Christian fascist” post going around please tell me what obaewankenobae added to it? @ms-cellanies? @lokiloveforever?
I usually say very little when it comes to things like this, but come on, Hemsworth! This is so unprofessional. He literally calls it “meh”
I’m just so mindblown that he would do that. Like I can have respect for him not caring for it. Every actor probably has a piece of work that they regret, but to go out and trash it. Why is that necessary??
Hiddleston doesn’t trash Ragnorak despite having every reason to.
Hemsworth has to right to speak down about this film
He almost sounds like he has no idea what he’s talking about. I would take TDW over Ragnarok any day. In my personal opinion the worst movie is Ragnarok, because it’s essentially just him wandering around a set in a costume being him. At least before it felt like a movie instead of some weird skit that just felt fake and plastic and… bad. I honestly can’t believe that the cinematic industry is devolving this much to call Ragnarok good moviemaking and TDW bad moviemaking.
I’ve seen bad movies. I actually just watched three of them on netflix today, and TDW in no way compares to them. This is just sad, the only reason he’s saying TDW is bad is because that’s what other people are saying, and the only reason he’s saying Ragnarok is good is because that’s what the majority is screaming. If it was the other way, his tune would be sounding way different.
He’s just really, really lucky people seem to now have no concept of what makes good movies and what makes bad movies.
I think the reason he’s saying TDW was bad is because he was “bored” of actually trying to act in dramatic roles instead of just dicking around in expensive costumes on expensive sets with expensive visual effects to distract from his non-acting.
And TDW may have been a classic archetype of masculinity, but I’ll definitely take that over the frat boy pseudo-humor we get from every Seth MacFarlane movie and “Thor: Ragnarok.” It was not progressive. It was not deflating the guy who’s trying to act cool, the way everyone who says it’s a distinctively Maori kind of humor claims it is – unless the “guy trying to act cool” is Loki, because it definitely put *him* in his place. Thor took a couple of pratfalls, but otherwise succeeded at everything he did, or if he didn’t it was always someone else’s fault. So Thor came out looking fine… unless we were actually *supposed* to perceive his behavior as deeply unpleasant, which I very much doubt. I thought the point of this (purported) Maori style of humor was to make your “cool” hero look foolish or incompetent, not like a narcissistic bully.
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.
Icon.
don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years