This is actually Tumblr’s Interregnum period. Our merrymaking has been temporarily banned by our puritanical overlords.
THIS is the metaphor I’m gonna run with. This all eventually runs its course and then one of these days we’re all gonna party like it’s 1660.
Or, you know, the whole bloody place burns down in 1666.
Which stopped the plague, BTW.
Maybe tumblr has always been seventeenth century London all along. Maybe we’re all part of Pepys’s diary.
I mean, Pepys had a urine and spit kink so like. Yeah. Accurate.
oh my god