“Endgame”???? THAT was the big secret? Laaaaaame.
Alternate titles are:
Avengers: Nebula (You all know she deserves to kill him)
Avengers: Crying and depressed superheros
Avengers: Thank god for Scott Lang
Avengers: Hawkeye spotted
Avengers: for real, fuck Grimace
Avengers: Contracts’ end
Avengers: help us, Carol Danvers and 90s technology, you’re our only hope
Avengers: Clint goes goth
Avengers: Hot Tub Time Machine
Avengers: just at the moment I think I’ve successfully emotionally detached from this hell they give me Tony, hopeless and dying in his sexy tanktop with the battered remains of his helmet sitting there as a metaphor for EVERYTHING, and I’m an emotional mess again
Avengers: Emotional Blackmail
Avengers: Where the fuck is Loki?
Avengers: Who the fuck is Loki?
Avengers: Why the fuck is Loki?
Avengers: Why do you stupid fangirls still care about that pretentious ponce when we are giving you all these patriarchy-approved Macho Macho Men to swoon over? Look, they’re even shedding manly tears of sensitivity, just for you