“Look, Blake Shelton is definitely an attractive man, with his salt-and-pepper hair and his blue eyes and his Chief Jim Hopper vibes. I don’t want to bring on the wrath of Blake stans and I took a blood oath in 1996 to never cross Gwen Stefani. But come on. The Sexiest Man Alive, though? I know all men are trash but I wasn’t aware that they were all dead, also….
I just can’t believe they’re calling Blake Shelton the Sexiest Man Alive. Right in front of my Goldblum?!”
Loki is the Philosopher King 