Tag: um…

millsdottir:

fcutemo:

why is lube always right there in fanfics
i want a fic where there’s no lube and the characters are just like fuck we needa go to walgreens put ur dick away

#I WANNA WRITE IT BC I WANNA WRITE SOMETHIN RN BUT OMG#someone do it for me itll be hilarious#thorki#i can see it now#theyre on midgard and loki is being punished for crimes and was stripped of his magic and forced to stay in the avengers’ sight#but#thor comes to see him so they can fuck#and loki always could just use magic to get lube before so they both forget#and its like ‘sHIT we have to go to the midgard store’#because loki refuses to be fucked with some random olive oil from the kitchen in the avengers tower#and they dont wanna reveal that theyre fucking just yet so they cant ask tony or anyone#so out they go#wandering around in street clothes to try and find some damn quality lube#especially
bc due to his punishment loki is basically human so he really needs the
good stuff so he can take thor’s dick properly omg#and loki’s reaaally grumpy bc he’s super turned on and this is a fucking hassle#thor is caught up deciding if he wants to try out flavored lube this time and loki’s just seething in the background (via kingloptr)

HERE I DID A THING FOR YOU, MUAH ❤

At the Corner of Astroglide and KY by Vee017

astronomyblog:

According to general relativity, the sun’s mass makes an imprint on the fabric of spacetime that keeps the planets in orbit. A neutron star leaves a greater mark. But a black hole is so dense that it creates a pit deep enough to prevent light from escaping. 

Image credit: James Provost