Tag: too real
A male president? I dont know,…what if he gets a boner and we have another cold war
what if a girl rejects him and he goes on a killing spree?
What if he sleeps with one of the interns? You know men can’t help themselves.
What if he gets kicked in the balls? I hear that’s WORSE than menstruation even
What if he’s too manly and unemotional to cope with crises of ethics?
you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back
I’ve never related to something as much as this
I Don’t Know What That Word Means, But I Know Enough About The Internet That I Know I Don’t Want To Google It. An Adventure In Letting Go And Moving On With Your Life.
I Have A Morbid Curiosity And No Sense Of Self Preservation So I’m Going To Google It Anyway: An Adventure In Gambling Your Eyes Away
Loki is the Philosopher King 