Tony: We’re trapped alone out here, so I guess we need to work together. I’m Tony Stark, also known as Iron Man.
Nebula: Nebula, daughter of Thanos.
Tony: Huh. Let me guess, shitty dad?
Nebula: Every time I failed him, he would replace a part of my body with a machine. He tortured me to force the location of the soul stone out Gamora. I would gladly watch a thousand worlds burn if it meant Thanos would die.
Tony: …
Tony, voice breaking: So I’m going to be your new dad now, if that’s alright with you.
Loki is the Philosopher King 