tony stark – Page 8 – Loki is the Philosopher King

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Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

_{Tony Comes Home}

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone–jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

marisatomay:

hmm no one tony stark’s age is really all that aware of spongebob and it’s characters unless they have kids or are kid adjacent so tony only knew to call thanos’ lackey squidward because peter found out that tony had never seen spongebob and forced him to watch it and you can’t change my mind

kryptonians:

secretmellowblog:

Homecoming is the only MCU film where we see Tony Stark just from an outside perspective, and it’s hilarious to finally see him the way people in-universe do: suave, Cool™, always in control, definitely not an unstable Jenga tower of self-loathing and anxiety who uses a Cool™ persona as a crutch because his sanity is held together by scotch tape…

It’s also the only movie where we see Steve from an outside perspective and that is objectively more hilarious.

itsallavengers:

Steve: Thanos wiped out half of the universe

Tony’s suicidal ass:

starksquill:

<I>He most certainly does

disastergeek:

If some version of this is not in some future MCU movie, I’m going to be pissed!

tonysapphicstark:

peter: can you drive me to the mall?

steve: what did tony say?

peter: no.

steve: so why would i take you?

peter: because he’s not the boss of you.

steve: *internally* this is a trap.

hornqvist-patric:

insp / ∞

batmanisagatewaydrug:

van-dyne:

one-piece-of-harry:

queendophne:

one-piece-of-harry:

starkrevolution:

ruffaled:

rdjay:

one-piece-of-harry:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

antifasteve:

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo

Yes

Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.

I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:

Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.

Damn Gamora. Fierce.

Wait! Didn’t rdj also call tony a feminist in his interview!!!

Didn’t he also open a shelter and organization for women who needed help and let women run it because he knew as a man he (and other men) would never truly understand or help the right way? And we are talking about the same man who gave Pepper CEO of his multimillion dollar company?

Didn’t he like, okay trigger warning but didn’t he also take a teenage rape victim turned prostitute off the streets directly to the women shelter? Like…can we stop pretending that casual sex = misogynist when tony stark in canon has so explicitly addressed women’s issues? Has so explicitly supported women? Where’s that goddamn panel of tony giving vision dating advice about treating women like the whole entire individual they are and not like an enigma they talk about in dating magazines because that shit is relevant

I was just gonna ignore this post but it keeps coming up so let me add these:

tony’s totally letting women take charge

look at this soft boy

(gifs from @tonystarkz x )

And that was all before he quitted being a playboy, even as he lived his playboy life you never see him disrespect women and quite the opposite to what op is implying, he plays the role that serves and submits to his partner, and do I need to add how he is with pepper who he’s in a committed relationship with for more or less 8 years now:

Like I don’t care if that’s just a meme or joke but if you have to make it, make it accurate?? Praise Thor all you like, I stan him too, but trying to paint tony as a misogynist who disrespect women, I’ve got news for you.

y’all already handled the good fact-based commentary so I’m just going to chime in to express my shock that anyone has ever looked at Tony Stark and seen anything but a sub

Also, if your main evidence that MCU Thor is a feminist is that ridiculous blathering at Valkyrie in Ragnarok, I call bullshit. I’m not saying he’s not a feminist, or that there isn’t evidence in previous movies, but I’ve only been seeing all this “feminist Thor” stuff since Ragnarok, which makes me think people are just taking at face value some claims that are extremely suspect.