Tag: tony stark

luxury-loki:

I honestly have never been so excited for something in my whole life // Will Loki side with Thanos? Who has died in Tony’s arms? What will happen between Wanda and vision?

1. I very much doubt it; I think he’s acting under duress.
2. It’s possible that no one died; someone could just be gravely injured. (Steve??? my little shipper’s heart goes pit-a-pat.)
3. I don’t know, but it looks like sexytimes to me.

A couple more questions to add to the mix:
4. Why isn’t Vision purple in that one scene with Wanda? Is that some kind of dream sequence where he’s fantasizing about being a real boy?
5. OH NO THANOS IS TAKING THE MIND STONE OUT OF VISION’S HEAD IS HE GOING TO DIE?!?!

inubz101:

xtaticpearl:

knightinironarmor:

tony at the end of every avengers mission talking to thor and steve all heart-eyes like “thor??? you’re staying right???? captain??? you’re also staying???? i’ll throw us a party. you’re staying right??? you’re staying. are you staying??? you should stay. right??? that seems like a good idea so you’re staying aren’t you???”

tony @ bruce like “literally come live with me i have ten floors of pure science to share and”

tony @ clint like “i already took care of your entire medical treatment and i called in a doctor straight from korea and also drink this green smoothie. my bots made it but i picked this lidded cup and straw personally”

tony @ natasha like “[blasting AC/DC] hello base this is Shellhead ™ did you miss me. over. no nat i do NOT sound like i’ve been crying i’m actually always Fine”

help me tony loves them

Tony @ Nick Fury “I don’t want to join you boy band but I have an entire tower ready for them and I’m building you better tech to see monitors without turning or hurting your eye and I am not emotional Nick, stop it, I just (clenched fist) am happy that you’re not dead and I did NOT call my teammates my friends or hate myself because I saw all of them dead and myself alive.”

Tony @ Sam “You don’t have to trust me or like me but here you go, have a pet drone that matches your skill and will act as your AI”

Tony @ Maria Hill “Oh okay you don’t like me but please work with me, and come to my party, Maria stay back for the afterparty and relax but don’t call me boss, that’s Steve, please call him boss, I’m not your boss.”

Tony @ Peter Parker “I’m not your dad and you’re definitely not my kid, but I’m building you all this suit with over 300 web combinations and your own ai. I’m not checking up on you ever five minutes that’s what Happy’s for, No Rhodey I’m not listening to all of his voice messages fuck off!”

lovelyirony:

knightinironarmor:

knightinironarmor:

knightinironarmor:

knightinironarmor:

no i know what i want from my mister tony “have i not been warning you about space threats for years” stark

i want a Passive Aggressive comment. like i want *THAT* type of passive aggressive comment that’s been entrenched and rotting inside you for years and when it finally comes out it just slices right through people the way a paper cut does, it seems small and inconsequential but by god the sting comes eventually and it s t a y s

[deadpans while focusing on a screen] “guess at this point we might as well just die together”

[someone asks alien-related question] [tony immediately answers, flatly, from across the room] [everyone looks]

[maria hill:] so, was it last night that you became an expert in intergalactic diplomacy
[tony stark:] about six years ago

[pulls out multiple anti-alien contingencies he’s put together for the team]

[someone:] you’ve been busy huh? what is this
[tony stark:] [squints, as if trying to remember the name] six years of stuff no one helped me with. anyway

“I can’t believe we’re going against aliens again.” 

“Yeah, me either,” Tony deadpans, straight into the camera. “It’s almost like we had this whole argument about threats in the future and I mean maybe someone said something.”