Rhodey: Talk to Steve. That’s what friends do.
Tony: Nope, I’m gonna wait until I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
Rhodey: That’s your plan for dealing with this?
Tony: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 argument I’m going to win that way.
Rhodey: Seems like a bad plan.
Tony: Now I have 78.
i feel like civil war would have ended a lot differently if it had been jarvis inside the suit when tony saw his parents killed instead of friday
i’m trying to figure out if I want to interpret this as
a. Jarvis would calm Tony down and things would have been resolved somewhat peacefully
or
b. Jarvis would have been like: sir I believe we should kick him in the dick.
I would pay infinity dollars to watch b.
I always assumed a but now that I’ve read b you have completely converted me
OK, that answers my question about what was going on with the Ben & Jerry’s joke…
More importantly, though, Bruce Banner’s wording is interesting: “He sent Loki.” One possible interpretation of what was going on in The Avengers was that Loki wanted to invade and rule Earth anyway, and Thanos offered to help him in exchange for the Tesseract. Bruce’s wording, if it’s deliberately chosen (rather than just being imprecise), suggests that instead, Thanos was the one who chose the target because Earth was where the Space Stone was. Incidentally, that’s consistent with my fanfictional account of how things went down…
Loki is the Philosopher King 