Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father
Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).
I literally have a list of protocols that I’m 90% sure Tony has in Peter’s suit based off the whole “Baby Monitor Protocol and “Training Wheels Protocol”:
Nap Time Protocol: triggered if Karen believes Peter is sleep deprived Hide and Seek Protocol: triggered if Peter engages Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode Skinned Knee Protocol: triggered if Peter is injured Baby Gate Protocol: triggered if Peter’s tracker moves outside of NYC Daycare Protocol: triggered if Peter is in the suit during school hours Nightlight Protocol: triggered if Peter is out past curfew Lights Out Protocol: triggered if Peter is in sensory overload Pacifier Protocol: triggered if Peter is crying for a prolonged period of time
me: *rewatches spider-man: homecoming* me: *totally l o v e s this scene* also me: goSh i hAVe tO dRaW ThIS it’s sooo adorable (nevermind, it’s just me still freaking out about this movie)
hmm no one tony stark’s age is really all that aware of spongebob and it’s characters unless they have kids or are kid adjacent so tony only knew to call thanos’ lackey squidward because peter found out that tony had never seen spongebob and forced him to watch it and you can’t change my mind
Loki is the Philosopher King 