see. look at this. 10/10 shield use. covers who body. no bullets for sam
what is this. weak. steve your legs are wide open. steve your feet are swiss cheese. steve your dick is gone it just got blown off. steve. steve. your dick is gone
I read this entirely in Tony’s voice
Tony’s benched cos of an injury, watching the fight from the tower and ‘helping’ them via coms as he watches the video feeds.
And by ‘helping’ I mean ‘critiquing his team’s fighting techniques while high on pain killers.’
@monobuu Rhodey comes up on the feeds and Tony goes on a 10 minute monologue about how perfect Rhodey is in every aspect ever in his life
BUT HE DOES LET HAPPY DRIVE HIM WHEN HE’S TAKING PETER HOME, BECAUSE GIVING PETER HIS FULL ATTENTION AFTER DRAGGING HIM INTO THE AIRPORT FIGHT IS MORE IMPORTANT TO TONY THAN FEELING PERSONALLY SAFE
Petition for there to be a Tony Stark cameo in every marvel film after A4 where he’s just chilling while the world goes to shit
signed
RDJ takes over as the new cameo guy in each MCU film. It’ll just be little things like:
Tony with cucumber slices on his eyes, treating himself at the spa; he hears a loud crash outside. He peels the cucumber slice off one eye, looking outside the window. Giant Man has just thrown a tractor trailer across town. He lays back down, “Glad it’s not my problem.”
Peter Parker has had a long adventure and then he gets a ping on his phone. It’s a video of Tony and baby Morgan playing with a Spider-Man action figure.
A quick flash on the news of interviewers hounding Tony while he’s feeding pigeons at the park. “Would Iron Man like to comment?” Tony just stares blankly at them, “Iron Man? Who’s that?” then rollers skates pop out of his loafers and he zips away.
please please please please please
this’d be even funnier if tony died in avengers 4 and just kept inexplicably appearing throughout the mcu and the news reporters are like ‘oh my god, tony stark’s alive!’ and tony just raises his sunglasses and says ‘my name is anthony stank’
I literally have a list of protocols that I’m 90% sure Tony has in Peter’s suit based off the whole “Baby Monitor Protocol and “Training Wheels Protocol”:
Nap Time Protocol: triggered if Karen believes Peter is sleep deprived Hide and Seek Protocol: triggered if Peter engages Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode Skinned Knee Protocol: triggered if Peter is injured Baby Gate Protocol: triggered if Peter’s tracker moves outside of NYC Daycare Protocol: triggered if Peter is in the suit during school hours Nightlight Protocol: triggered if Peter is out past curfew Lights Out Protocol: triggered if Peter is in sensory overload Pacifier Protocol: triggered if Peter is crying for a prolonged period of time
I don’t know if anyone has noticed but in Iron Man 3 when Tony and Pepper are sleeping and Tony has his nightmare, Pepper is wearing a… very familiar shirt
Which matches Peter’s in Homecoming exactly, minus the color
This has me thinking that Tony definitely bought that shirt for Peter, and he enjoys those types of shirts just as much as Peter does
Loki is the Philosopher King 