writernotwaiting:

writernotwaiting:

Here is what I need: about 500 fics in which Thor discovers that Loki has enormous matching broadsword-shaped scars in the middle of his his chest and back, and Thor and Loki talk about this.

@philosopherking1887 it could be discovered; it could be noticed; it could be glanced at, or viewed briefly, or seen clandestinely—any of those would do, as long as it’s also acknowledged and discussed. That’s all I ask.

You guys think I’m kidding. I am not. I’ve read a one shot by @veliseraptor that I loved and a long fic by @gaslightgallows that I also enjoyed thoroughly (which I almost typed as Thor-oughly). I need MORE!

Oh, well, you know me with the scar fetish. I’ve got Thor discovering scars from Loki’s year in the Void and remarking on the big chest and back scars or thinking about them but deliberately not remarking on them… Now that you mention it, I might want to write a very pointed fic where Thor sees the scars and is surprised because he’d assumed that Loki just faked the whole thing and Loki just rips him a new one or several. But that might involve conceding too much to Ragnarok’s characterization of Thor, and I don’t want to write him as that much of an asshole.

How about an Angels vs. Demons AU where Thor and Loki are engaged in a completely taboo romance because obviously, they’re in two different sides in an eternal war between Heaven and Hell. Up to you which one is the devil and which one is the angel.

wouldyouknowmore:

Thanks for waiting!! Because I am contrary, I immediately wanted to go with Demon!Thor/Angel!Loki, but then decided that I’m even more contrary, and took the obvious route 😀

  1. Thor and Loki both began as seraphim, but somewhere along the line, Loki Fell, and Thor has been risking it himself for millennia since then. He’s lucky the big guy upstairs has a soft spot for him, honestly.
  2. Loki claims that Thor was to blame for his Fall, by the way, but if you ask either of them about that, you’ll get wildly different stories, neither of which are true. They forgot what actually happened by the Dark Ages anyway.
  3. They meet every half-century or so, whenever they can both swing a field assignment on Earth at the same time. Sometimes they only have a night, but every now and then, they’ll get months together, hiding out somewhere quiet and secluded, where they can’t traumatize anybody in a two-mile radius.
  4. They learned their lesson about that in Rome in 1602, when they managed to turn a bishop atheist at Santa Maria del Popolo. Nothing was said about what had caused the conversion, but Thor got in so much trouble that he was kept on prayer-dictation duty in the Heavens until the 19th century. 
  5. (Loki maintains that it was his fault then too–they’d been arguing over who would go further, Caravaggio or Carricci, while studying their work side by side in the chapel, and when Loki had insinuated that Caravaggio had benefitted from a little personal, Infernal Inspiration that gave his paintings the edge, Thor had given in to a less than Holy jealousy and felt the need to remind him then and there who he belonged to.)
  6. Thor has tried to call it off more than once over the centuries, but it never lasts long. He knows he should be better, but he always finds a way to rationalize his weakness. For example, if he stays away long enough, Loki always seems to find a tall, blond, muscular mortal to lead down the path of wickedness, and then Thor has to stop him, after all. And he’s an angel. He can handle the demonic influence much better. He’s only protecting them, see?
  7. There are betting pools Above and Below, and both are giving good odds that Thor will Fall by the 2100s. Thor doesn’t know about either. Loki’s money is on Thor outlasting them all. He’s made it this long already, he says, shrugging.

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All Seasons Shall Be Sweet to Thee – CH4 | Archive of Our Own

wouldyouknowmore:

Title: All Seasons Shall Be Sweet to Thee
Chapter: 4 of 10
Rating: Explicit (later)
Relationship: Thor/Loki
Word Count: 4783 (16,506 total)
Tags: Jotunn Loki (Marvel), Intersex Loki (Marvel), Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Slow Burn, vague politics, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Explicit in later chapters

Summary: As part of their terms of surrender at the end of the war with Asgard, Jotunheim has been closed off from the rest of the Nine Realms for the last millennium. When the time comes to lift the sanctions, a diplomatic exchange is proposed, and Loki is chosen as the ambassador to Asgard. But first, he’s got to play host to Odin’s emissary, Thor.

Chapter 4: In which things get worse before they get better, the road trip continues, and Jotunheim is cold.

In the end, it only takes two days for Loki’s patience to finally snap.

All Seasons Shall Be Sweet to Thee – CH4 |
Archive of Our Own

I don’t know if you’re still accepting 5 headcanon prompts, but what about an AU where Loki is the puppet King of Jotunheim, having been installed by Odin as ruler?

wouldyouknowmore:

I feel All Kinds of Ways about this.

  1. Loki and Thor are raised together, brought up being told that they were both born to be kings and taught to rule. When he was small, Loki questioned why he received far more instruction about Jotunheim than Thor did, but Father had said that it was best for them to learn different things, so that their combined knowledge would serve them as they worked together in the future.
  2. When Odin calls them to his audience chamber to announce which one of them will be taking the throne, they’re both stunned when their father says that they both will be. Thor is to rule Asgard, and Loki is to rule Jotunheim. After all the courtiers take their leave, and they’re left alone with Odin, Loki and Thor both start talking at once, desperate for answers, but the question that Odin seizes upon is Loki’s: Why in the Nine would Jotunheim obey me? And so Loki finds out what he is, and who his real father is only weeks before his scheduled coronation.
  3. Thor shuts himself in his rooms and refuses to speak to anyone for a few days after the revelation, and Loki hates him for it on some level, but he’s also terrified to see how Thor will look at him differently now, knowing what he is, so he leaves him be. But the silent treatment ends when Thor sneaks into Loki’s bedroom one night, like Loki used to do to Thor himself when they were children, and they huddle up under the blankets and don’t say anything for a while… until Thor speaks up and tells Loki how he’s loved Loki for centuries and hated himself for it, and even though it’s come out that they’re not really brothers, Thor still knows in his heart that they are, and he feels even more wretched. Loki doesn’t know what to say to this and can’t wrap his head around it, and he winds up lying awake all night, conflicted and miserable, while Thor drops off with his head on Loki’s shoulder.
  4. In the morning, Loki goes to Odin and demands to know how he meant to unite the two realms and bring about peace, and when his–when the Allfather has no immediate answer for him, he suggests his own. The look on Odin’s face is worth the sleepless night, and when he argues, Loki just says, “Ask Thor, then, if you like,” and Odin dismisses him.
  5. Loki’s coronation is well-attended, due less to the admiration of his people and more their curiosity. Why would Laufey step down and let the Aesir take over? they all wonder, but then they see their new king, and though he’s small and dressed like an Asgardian, his clan lines tell them all they need to know. They’re aware that Laufey’s abdication was not entirely his decision, but they can’t argue with the choice of successor.
  6. Some years later, when Loki has accepted the sight of his blue skin and red eyes in the mirror, he allows Thor to see him as he is on a diplomatic visit, and it goes better than expected. (He hadn’t anticipated being swept off his feet and carried to his bedchamber the instant they were alone, but he has no complaints, and he could certainly learn to get used to it.)
  7. Neither of them have really gone against Odin’s wishes all throughout their separate rules, and once he’s grown comfortable in his retirement and old age, they make a joint announcement of their intent to wed, and by then it’s far too late for him to say anything against it.

Now somebody write this.

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