“Tell me again how you persuaded me into thinking that neglecting my duties as sworn king; letting you climb on to the throne and then on to me; and basically shooing away all the gathered Aesir lords, the Einherjar, and foreign dignitaries along with their banner-men so that I may feed you grapes while you read is a good idea.”
“Well, I walked in…”
“Ah, yes. The singular prologue to all my troubles.”
Loki is the Philosopher King 