thorki infinity war – Loki is the Philosopher King

The Tesseract or your brother’s head. I assume you have a preference. Oh, I do. Kill away.
Alright, stop!

Another
gem from russian dub

The
final battle, Thor vs Thanos, Thor buries an ax in Thanos’ chest;

original
line: “I told you, you will die for that”

russian
line: “I told you, I’ll kill you for my brother”

~~guys~~

~~it’s like~~

original
movies: *thorki exists*

russian
dub: *thorki intensifies*

I thought in the original he said that about Heimdall’s death… the Russians are really intent on playing up the incest angle.

bayleafpaprika:

x

malefeministthor:

Why did he say it like that

tea-morgue:

Everything’s fine.

hackedmotionsensors:

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

There I tagged it a great deal lol I couldn’t fight my sadness.

I’d like to think that even tho Thor says he has nothing left to lose he has a lot to gain by going on a huge quest to get his brother back like in the comics ❤ Thanos can’t keep a bad bitch down

tea-morgue:

sun rise

marnie-teacat:

Good night Loki.

bayleafpaprika:

“Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish.” — Anne Morrow Lindbergh