What’s your favorite Thorki sexual headcanon?

feldkommandant:

Oh my thunder god.

Alright, so something I can NEVER get enough of is Pre-Thor Thorki, right? I adore the idea that Loki’s the one who acts upon his less brotherly feelings first. That ever since Loki can remember, Thor has been his sun; the only heat he’ll ever accept to feel, despite being as suffocating and overwhelming as a mid-Summer noon. As a child he never cared why, it was a wonderful fact that Thor was his brother who loved and cared for him.

Loki never saw anything sordid about his need to be close to Thor. Even when that need wasn’t met because Thor was out with his other ‘friends’, those dullards who stole Thor’s attention from Loki. When it ached and churned and hollowed his guts. The need to be close, /so close/ to Thor, arose before his sexual maturing.

By then both of them were already lost in each other.

I imagine it was a seamless development. Loki’s a curious spirit. He watches people in secret, he learns, he reads, he asks his big brother for answers none of the adults could satisfy. They cuddle. They kiss. They kiss more. They rub against each other. They grasp each other’s cocks as they do. It’s a natural progression. I see Asgard as less sexually oppressed (maybe wishful thinking) so they grow up hearing joyful couplings in a garden and seeing tavern wenches on soldiers’ laps. No surprise they imitate and quickly grow to love it like most everyone else.

Honestly it probably doesn’t occur to them that what they do is wrong because Freya and her brother are a pair. No one tells them it’s wrong or morally ambiguous or worse. They’re Thor and Loki and they’re brothers and even after 1500 they’re still brothers, if not by blood then by bond.

And because I’m insatiable:

Loki and Thor encountering the Avengers’ confusion and disgust after they find out about their sexual relationship. Thor is confused. Loki is annoyed. Any form of discretion will be vaporized.

Tony walking into his bedroom to find a stark naked Loki riding Thor to Valhalla and back? Tony’s seen worse.

How about an Angels vs. Demons AU where Thor and Loki are engaged in a completely taboo romance because obviously, they’re in two different sides in an eternal war between Heaven and Hell. Up to you which one is the devil and which one is the angel.

wouldyouknowmore:

Thanks for waiting!! Because I am contrary, I immediately wanted to go with Demon!Thor/Angel!Loki, but then decided that I’m even more contrary, and took the obvious route 😀

  1. Thor and Loki both began as seraphim, but somewhere along the line, Loki Fell, and Thor has been risking it himself for millennia since then. He’s lucky the big guy upstairs has a soft spot for him, honestly.
  2. Loki claims that Thor was to blame for his Fall, by the way, but if you ask either of them about that, you’ll get wildly different stories, neither of which are true. They forgot what actually happened by the Dark Ages anyway.
  3. They meet every half-century or so, whenever they can both swing a field assignment on Earth at the same time. Sometimes they only have a night, but every now and then, they’ll get months together, hiding out somewhere quiet and secluded, where they can’t traumatize anybody in a two-mile radius.
  4. They learned their lesson about that in Rome in 1602, when they managed to turn a bishop atheist at Santa Maria del Popolo. Nothing was said about what had caused the conversion, but Thor got in so much trouble that he was kept on prayer-dictation duty in the Heavens until the 19th century. 
  5. (Loki maintains that it was his fault then too–they’d been arguing over who would go further, Caravaggio or Carricci, while studying their work side by side in the chapel, and when Loki had insinuated that Caravaggio had benefitted from a little personal, Infernal Inspiration that gave his paintings the edge, Thor had given in to a less than Holy jealousy and felt the need to remind him then and there who he belonged to.)
  6. Thor has tried to call it off more than once over the centuries, but it never lasts long. He knows he should be better, but he always finds a way to rationalize his weakness. For example, if he stays away long enough, Loki always seems to find a tall, blond, muscular mortal to lead down the path of wickedness, and then Thor has to stop him, after all. And he’s an angel. He can handle the demonic influence much better. He’s only protecting them, see?
  7. There are betting pools Above and Below, and both are giving good odds that Thor will Fall by the 2100s. Thor doesn’t know about either. Loki’s money is on Thor outlasting them all. He’s made it this long already, he says, shrugging.

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I don’t know if you’re still accepting 5 headcanon prompts, but what about an AU where Loki is the puppet King of Jotunheim, having been installed by Odin as ruler?

wouldyouknowmore:

I feel All Kinds of Ways about this.

  1. Loki and Thor are raised together, brought up being told that they were both born to be kings and taught to rule. When he was small, Loki questioned why he received far more instruction about Jotunheim than Thor did, but Father had said that it was best for them to learn different things, so that their combined knowledge would serve them as they worked together in the future.
  2. When Odin calls them to his audience chamber to announce which one of them will be taking the throne, they’re both stunned when their father says that they both will be. Thor is to rule Asgard, and Loki is to rule Jotunheim. After all the courtiers take their leave, and they’re left alone with Odin, Loki and Thor both start talking at once, desperate for answers, but the question that Odin seizes upon is Loki’s: Why in the Nine would Jotunheim obey me? And so Loki finds out what he is, and who his real father is only weeks before his scheduled coronation.
  3. Thor shuts himself in his rooms and refuses to speak to anyone for a few days after the revelation, and Loki hates him for it on some level, but he’s also terrified to see how Thor will look at him differently now, knowing what he is, so he leaves him be. But the silent treatment ends when Thor sneaks into Loki’s bedroom one night, like Loki used to do to Thor himself when they were children, and they huddle up under the blankets and don’t say anything for a while… until Thor speaks up and tells Loki how he’s loved Loki for centuries and hated himself for it, and even though it’s come out that they’re not really brothers, Thor still knows in his heart that they are, and he feels even more wretched. Loki doesn’t know what to say to this and can’t wrap his head around it, and he winds up lying awake all night, conflicted and miserable, while Thor drops off with his head on Loki’s shoulder.
  4. In the morning, Loki goes to Odin and demands to know how he meant to unite the two realms and bring about peace, and when his–when the Allfather has no immediate answer for him, he suggests his own. The look on Odin’s face is worth the sleepless night, and when he argues, Loki just says, “Ask Thor, then, if you like,” and Odin dismisses him.
  5. Loki’s coronation is well-attended, due less to the admiration of his people and more their curiosity. Why would Laufey step down and let the Aesir take over? they all wonder, but then they see their new king, and though he’s small and dressed like an Asgardian, his clan lines tell them all they need to know. They’re aware that Laufey’s abdication was not entirely his decision, but they can’t argue with the choice of successor.
  6. Some years later, when Loki has accepted the sight of his blue skin and red eyes in the mirror, he allows Thor to see him as he is on a diplomatic visit, and it goes better than expected. (He hadn’t anticipated being swept off his feet and carried to his bedchamber the instant they were alone, but he has no complaints, and he could certainly learn to get used to it.)
  7. Neither of them have really gone against Odin’s wishes all throughout their separate rules, and once he’s grown comfortable in his retirement and old age, they make a joint announcement of their intent to wed, and by then it’s far too late for him to say anything against it.

Now somebody write this.

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AU: Thor and Loki are rival music composers in the late 1700’s who love to hate each other and hate to love each other (but also, secretly, love to love each other). I have a few of my own head cannons with this (i.e., it’s a very Mozart/Salieri rivalry, but they end up falling in love. They put down all the other composers around them because no one’s as good, and enjoy semi-ruining others’ music performances by having sex in their own theatre box), but I’d love to see your take! :D

wouldyouknowmore:

Ohmygod I’m dying

Ok here’s the thing. I love this and would read the almighty heck out of it, but I def don’t know enough about the music/the period/the composers to really do this justice and not butcher it. I mean, I have some of Mozart’s piano concertos on my classical playlist, but that’s about the extent of it. So I’m going to beg your indulgence and give you some very brief, vague headcanons instead of the half-fic nonsense I’ve been coming up with for these so far. 

  1. Thor is better. Loki knows it, but won’t admit it to himself, and every time Thor presents a new concerto, Loki is guaranteed to be lurking in the back of theatre, grinding his teeth and picking at his cuffs in jealous frustration, and reluctant appreciation. 
  2. Despite being the better composer, Thor is constantly awed by the pieces that Loki comes up with, his bold and surprising takes, and he never misses one of Loki’s concerts… though he also tends to lurk in the back, where no one can see the delight on his face. 
  3. They finally get together thanks to a gala thrown by a mutual patron, who insists that they both attend and then seats them together at dinner. The tension hits a crescendo (pun intended) during the dessert course, when Loki “accidentally” elbows Thor in the ribs, and then Thor “accidentally” tips his glass into Loki’s lap. He gets a bit handsy with the napkin under the table helping him clean up the mess, while Loki flushes bright red and only just manages not to stab him with a fork. 
  4. The resolution comes after dinner, when Loki tugs Thor into an empty parlor and demands an explanation, but then the conversation is forgotten in favor of angry making out. 
  5. They never really stop competing with each other, even after they’ve fallen in love. Loki will debut something new and exciting, and Thor will follow it with something better not a month later, and then Loki will ravish him backstage, berating him for his nerve the whole time. 

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all the posts about thor being a jock and loki being a drama club goth made me think about high school AUs and i’ve come to an important realization: thor would be popular and loki would hang out with the “weird” kids and so you’d think that thor would be embarrassed by loki but actually it’s the othe way around? because thor LIVES to embarrass his younger brother and if he sees him in the hallway or the cafeteria WILL NOT HESITATE to pick him up off the ground and hug him

foundlingmother:

littlestartopaz:

foundlingmother:

Personally see Loki as more emo than goth, but I respect your headcanons. And the rest… *sigh* perfection. Such words of wisdom.

Few more things:

  • Thor thinks Loki’s never seen any of his games, but Loki’s got a secret place they lurk and watch from.
  • If Loki gets pissed at someone, they know they could take them down themself, but it’s so much more fun to get Thor to do it (plus then Thor gets detention and Odin yells at him and that’s fun to watch). So they’ll make it look like the person they don’t like is bullying them, or they’ll actually goad the person into doing so, and they make sure Thor’s around to witness. After, when Thor’s in trouble, Loki relieves any guilt they might be feeling by being nice to Thor for the duration of his punishment (it never lasts very long because Thor’s always let off the hook early for good behavior).
  • Thor gets pissed if/when Loki doesn’t get the lead and/or the part they want in school plays (regardless of gender because Loki’s genderfluid and can crush any role). Loki found it mortifying when Thor chewed out the drama teacher the first time it happened.
  • If Thor spots Loki painting their nails, he’ll ask Loki to paint his just as an excuse to spend time together. Loki buys completely hideous colors to test Thor’s resolve. So far Thor’s won these mini battles.

I’ve got to stop now. I’m picturing Loki stealing Thor’s letterman jacket claiming it’s because they couldn’t find one of their own. I need more Thorki high school AUs. There will never be enough.

After painting Thor’s nails Hideous Color of the Day,

Loki: Now get back here. I can’t have such terrible taste in nail polish associated with me.

A worthy addition that it took me far too long to reblog.