You are so lucky I am replying to this. Every time I’ve looked at this ask, I’ve creased up into laughter over that “rap” and not been able to reply.
Ok, so I honestly have ideas about a Magnificent Seven style AU where Thor is travelling around the West, offering his help to anyone who needs it to try and repent for his father’s sins. He ends up in a saloon that Loki is in, just drinking and not really paying much attention to anyone else until Loki is accused of cheating in a game of cards.
Guns are drawn, not nice things are said about Loki and then Thor intervenes. He’s a much better gun-fighter than the men threatening Loki, and once he’s made that clear, they scatter, leaving Thor alone with Loki.
Loki offers to buy Thor a drink and thanks him profusely for saving him.
They end up in one of the saloon’s upstairs rooms, Thor’s hands tied to the metal bars of the headboard as Loki rides his cock.
Then Loki steals Thor’s wallet, smiles prettily at him and reveals that he was cheating, before dressing and leaving Thor naked and bound.
After that, they keep running in to each other, and Loki unofficially joins Thor in his quest to help people (although he’s still a thief, a con-artist and a bit of a dick.)
There’s been a common theme throughout most of these smut fills, and that is “Fucking in Places We Shouldn’t Be Fucking.” I am absolutely delighted to conclude this round of prompts with more and in an official capacity.
18th Century, Historical AU, nsfw, 1300 words (woops)
Also, crossdressing.
When his brother had started down this path, Thor hadn’t understood. But the first time he’d seen Loki standing there in a shift, clinging and sheer enough to leave nothing to the imagination, and silk stockings held in place with garters at his knees, he had gotten used to the idea pretty quickly. “Help me with my stays,” Loki had said, holding out a corset and reaching for his petticoat, but they hadn’t gotten to that until some time later, since Thor had taken it from him, tossed it onto a nearby chair, and then carried him to bed.
But never until Thor had told him breathlessly one day, “I wish everyone could see you like this, and know you’re mine,” taking him from behind over the foot of his bed, Loki’s skirts rucked up in a cloud of silk and lace around them, had they ever entertained the idea of Loki leaving the house dressed this way. He hadn’t so much as set foot out the back door in one of his gowns, even though their garden was lined in high walls and hedges to maintain their privacy.
Loki had cried out and made a mess of his petticoats at that, but it had still taken nearly a year to convince him to try it.
Thorki Modern AU: Soldier!Thor and Arms Dealer!Loki
@brotherplease is the first to respond to my request for collaboration on Thorki AU gif sets here. It is my greatest honour to work with her. She basically formulates most of our narrative and finds many beautiful gifs to back it up.
Soldier!Thor is tasked to bring Arms Dealer!Loki to from site to another for trading. Thor and Loki are on opposing sides. While Thor is risking his neck out in a complete war zone to find some peace Loki is making profit on selling fire arms for said war.
During the first few weeks, Loki looks down on Thor’s job and finds the army’s disciplined lifestyle intolerable.
What Loki does not know is that the illegal arms deal has fallen through and his superior decides to get rid of him to avoid leaks. When he is attacked at the meeting spot, Thor stays behind and rescues him regardless of their mutual dislike. The turn of events disorients Loki’s perception of himself and his surrounding. To survive, he tasks Thor into returning him safely back towards a base far off, passing right through the heated war zone.
After seeing the horrors of war first hand, Loki and Thor make pact to cooperate with each to ensure his safe escape.
Deep inside, Loki finds himself vulnerable, stunned and overall afraid.
Thor comes to dislike Loki less and less with their time together. Genuinely concerning himself over his well being and safety as he drives Loki to finding hope and depending on Thor for strength and guidance.
The long term partnership turns into something more one night, when a seduction attempt brings the new found friendship to another level. Mutual respect soon converts to unambiguous sentiments of passion, tenderness, lust and perhaps something more. Thor finds warmth in Loki and Loki in turn finds protection in Thor.
When Thor delivers Loki to their agreed destination one early morning, he has expected the end of everything, the love, the hate, the passion, the differences and mostly importantly, the companionship.Thor can hardly contain his surprise and joy, when he sees Loki join his army three months later as the consultant. A wide grin spreads across Thor’s features only to be met with a responsive smirk from Loki.
Together, Loki and Thor pull themselves through the war in hopes of finding peace. While their days are filled with violence and terror their nights are filled with desire and fulfillment.
Warnings/Notes:
M/M, heresy, blasphemy, lots of sinning, flirting during mass, dirty talking
during confession, witnessed masturbation, pwp, smut in church
To all my fellow Catholics. I’m so sorry.
Words: 2535
Summary: AU
Priest Loki fic. Priest Loki finds himself falling for the charms of a local
man.
Loki
kissed his stole and reverently lowered it over his head. He smoothed down his
vestments and tucked his long black hair behind his ear. This Sunday would be
different. This Sunday he would be stronger and not yield to temptation. He was
in persona Christi. No matter how he lusted for one of his flock he would
refrain.
He
brought his heavy golden cross to his lips and let it fall heavily from its
chain. He felt like such a fraud. A wolf among the sheep. Or more
appropriately, a devil among the saints. He took a deep breath, squared his
shoulders and entered the Sanctuary.
Everyone knew that the world was dying; it was covered in a thick blanket of pollution born from the machines that kept it spinning. In a desperate attempt to find a fabled relic, capable of restoring what was lost, the king employs Loki Laufeyson- a notorious airship captain. Accompanied by the skeptical prince, Loki sets out on an impossible voyage that is destined to fail.
Thor pulled a hazy memory from deep within. It was of him sitting on his mother’s lap within her greenhouse, the warmth of the sun filtering in and making the leaves hanging around them glow like fire. In her palm was a mound of dirt and with a whisper, a tiny green sprout broke from the soil. He couldn’t remember her voice now, a realization he tried not to dwell on, but he knew she had told him the source of her magic— the Tesseract. It was an object of unfathomable power, hidden in the realms by the Goddesses. It had the ability to give unrelenting resources, something the dying world needed desperately. But, it was just a legend told to children, giving them hope as their lungs filled with smog.
I have such a weakness for these 19th-century AUs that use pictures of Hemsworth from In the Heart of the Sea and Hiddleston from Crimson Peak. But then, I have a weakness for the 19th century in general.
Loki is the Philosopher King 