benevolentloki:

greatlakesrebel:

thor had a worse reaction to someone cutting off his hair than to losing his eye, what an icon

See the thing is in Norse culture long hair was a sign of status. When the vikings brought back slaves they would cut their hair off. It was a symbolic loss of freedom. For Thor, royalty, the crown prince to have his hair cut off it was a sign of loss and humiliation.

led-lite:

philosopherking1887:

fuckyeahrichardiii:

maryxglz:

Loki – Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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honestly the only way he’s handing over the real tesseract here is if Thor is under threat of imminent death.

True dat.

They have not given us the shot of Thanos palming Thor’s head like a gd basketball that we saw at D23 and SDCC this year. It was so clearly the same scene that I’m sure this is what Loki is doing. Probably with Thor doing quality ‘LOKI, NOooooooOOoOOOO’s

Oh shiiiittttt you’re breaking my heart already and I haven’t even seen the damn movie.

seaofolives:

The Odinsons in Avengers: Infinity War

Oh wait, are those Thor’s harem pants in the second gif? I couldn’t tell who that was. And is he stepping over dead Asgardians…? Escaping from Hela only to run into Thanos is a real ‘out of the frying pan, into the fire’ kind of situation…

sexualthorientation:

black-nata:

steve: stopping a helicopter with my bare hands nbd

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thor: you are like a little baby. watch this.

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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

trickerydickerydock:

leavengersassemble:

I like to think most of Asgard knew Loki was pretending to be Odin but let it slide because they were so into his bomb ass plays

Thor: See, it was Loki all along!

Asgard: Oh. Oh yeah, gasp, wow. You’re right. Hmm 

Thor: …and?

Asgard: And what?

Thor: Maybe spring for a little righteous anger here? Something?

Loki: Yeah, this all seems rather lackluster guys

Asgard: Well, it kind of explains a few things

Thor: Like the stupid statue and the stupid play and th

Asgard: And how Asgard has been less keen to chuck its soldiers across the realms, and how our security has been put before the rest of Yggdrasil, and how the golden realm is completely repaired and beautified in the wake of the dark elves’ attack, and how we finally have plays in the theater that aren’t the same gods-damned Snorri and Bragi productions we’ve been watching since B.C.E., and how–

Thor: HE TRIED TO KILL JOTUNHEIM AND CONQUER MIDGARD AND LITERALLY VANISHED OUR REALM’S RULER

Asgard: Yeah, that was actually the only in-character Odin bit honestly

Thor and Loki: What was that last part

Asgard: The plays are fun