2. technically he is f*cking LATE and he isn’t killed for it (i’m sure the grandmaster can kill for a lesser mistake)
3. also he’s late because he was choosing his outfit and making up his hair style and stuff like you know – make yourself The Most Gorgeous Trash Queen Ever
4. and by the way he IS the queen so they will not begin without him anyway
5. and just look at this – when he walks in, the servant brings him a drink
taika using led zeppelins “immigrant song” as a focal point in thor where the asgardians reflect the plot of the song as over the course of the film they develop from being the violent, murdering, gallavanting norse colonizers of old to literally becoming immigrants seeking out new lands to take refuge in based on newfound principles of peace love prosperity and empathy with thor at their helm acknowledging that his family is guilty of a horrific imperialistic dynasty and that hes responsible for making amends, albeit this time these concepts are all the more meaningful for involving a visibly multicultural cast with taika’s superb direction as a politically outspoken indigenous activist and artist
After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”
This is so great. (I kind of hope that when Ragnarok is out on DVD the editor goes back in and replaces the grainy footage with clear footage of the same scenes. But that might be too much of a pain in the ass.)
Loki is the Philosopher King 