burdenedwithgloriousnerdiness:

trickerydickerydock:

i-am-diana:

odin: hey…. uh… loki…… son… why are you wearing… black and green….?

loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right

odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))

loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!

odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good that’s great good :)))))))

loki: Look father, mother taught me how to conjure up twin daggers from nowhere!

odin, slowly backing away from loki: uh…yeah son that’s great…reaalllly good keep it up haha…  :))))))))))))

americachavez:

sljdksjd that taika waititi quote about how loki’s last outfit in ragnarok is blue and purple because with hela and the hulk there’s already a lot of green is great and makes a lot of sense but contextually it’s like loki finds out he’s the cheap knockoff handbag to his big sister’s name brand designer handbag and is like FINE I’LL WEAR BLUE AND FUCK JEFF GOLDBLUM I BET HELA NEVER DID THAT HUH