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Thor is taking Loki on a Proper Date.

Unbeknownst to him, Loki is taking Thor on a Ninja Warrior Run. Or an agility course even.

Will Thor manage to ring the bell? Will Loki survive this Leather Clad Prince Charming without turning into a fucking puddle or spontaneously self-combust, or maybe even both, one after the other? Let’s see, shall we?

THERE, FOR ILLUSTRATION

I AM OPEN TO ART OR MANIPS OF LOKI AS DESCRIBED IN THE CHAPTER TOO.

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A for Asshole chapter 10 – J for Joyride