Tag: the shape of water
Guillermo del Toro’s last five films have been:
1. A dark fairy tale as a metaphor for the effects of war on children, set in the midst of the Spanish Civil War
2. A superhero movie that features a war between mankind and magical creatures
3. An action movie where the heroes have to share their minds and bond emotionally so they can punch aliens from the sea better. Also Charlie Day is a scientist.
4. Basically what would happen if all three Bronte sisters got hammered and wrote a book with Lord Byron.
and 5. An adorable woman falls in love with a fish man. Not a merman. A FISH MAN.No one in Hollywood is having more fun.
Fish babies IV: revenge of the mom
best picture was won by a film where the main character is mute and uses sign language. her two best friends are a closeted gay man and a black woman. it was directed by a mexican immigrant and y’all wanna focus on the fact that there was interspecies boning?
we can make our cake and eat it too. catch me ridin fish man dick while celebrating diversity and representation.
When he looks at me, the way he looks at me. He does not know, what I
lack or how I am incomplete. He sees me, for what I am, as I
am. He’s happy to see me. Every time. Every day. Now, I can either
save him… or let him die.
guillermo del toro really knows what women want
namely: giant robots, tom hiddleston, sexy fish men, and death to fascists
……not ……necessarily…… at the same time…… unless the next hellboy movie pulls out all the stops
so apparently the Asset’s name in The Shape of Water is Charley
THAT’S ADORABLE
Since childhood I’ve been faithful to monsters. I’ve been saved and absolved by them because monsters are the patron saints of our blissful imperfections.











