subsilvernight:

*Grandmaster and his brother the Collector rolling up to earth in a space ship for the final showdown in Infinity War*

Grandmaster: I can’t believe your servant blew up all your stupid junk.

Collector: It’s not junk! You were overthrown by your people! Why did I bother saving you?

Grandmaster: *gasps* 142! It’s scrapper 142 and Sparkles! Oh oh it’s Loki! Sweetie! Look I have a new spaceship!

Collector: You are not having an orgy in my ship!

Grandmaster: You have to give me this. I’m desperate and just lost my planet. Please!

Collector: *rolls eyes* Fine.

Grandmaster: *waves to Loki* Sweetie!!!

Loki:

lunariagold:

veliseraptor:

“I’ll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked.” (source)

Can I say I love how this could be either of them? Likely both at the same time?

sillyvantas:

soooo… are we all ignoring the strange looks that the grandmaster gives to Loki or also the fact that Loki gave Thor the access key to the Commodore (also known as the grandmaster’s spaceship for orgies) or what?

We are definitely not ignoring it. We are having a great deal of fun with it. At some point we may even be writing fanfiction about it.