“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process.
My 7th grade English teacher told us the proper response to “are you tickleish?” Is “I have diarrhea”
Tag: that’s a good one
if you’re ever feeling bad about yourself please remember the time when julius caesar tripped and fell as he was getting off of his ship in africa, and after he landed face first on the ground he said “africa, i embrace and hold you fast.”
if julius caesar can save face after embarrassing himself in front of everyone, then so can you
Loki is the Philosopher King 