that is amazing – Loki is the Philosopher King

ato-the-bean:

wiigsten:

Our first photo of the cast of Wonder Woman 1984! (x)

In case anyone here wasn’t actually alive in 1984 and doesn’t see what they’re doing there…

i-want-my-iwtv:

90s90s90s:

Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ classic is immortalized as you’ve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism. AVAILABLE HERE

@monstersinthecosmos this from ur closet?

daisenseiben:

ethereal-insight:

tilthat:

TIL the Han Dynasty was founded by a sheriff who was transporting convicts when several escaped. Knowing the punishment for this was death, he freed the rest and organized many into a rebel band, eventually going on to help overthrow the ruling Qin Dynasty and install himself as Emperor.

via reddit.com

Talk about rolling with it

You ever fuck up so bad you overthrow a Chinese emperor?

oh-em-gee-wowe:

nutheadgee:

marzipanandminutiae:

fuselii:

today i learnt that king tutankhamun made sure that he had a condom with him in his next life. i never want to hear a dude say he didn’t have the time to be prepared or didn’t remember to buy condoms. if king tut had the common decency of making sure someone put a condom in his resting place alongside one of the biggest treasures ever so he could practice safe sex in the afterlife no present day dude has an excuse for not wearing condoms.

here it is

it’s made of animal intestine

and they know it was his because they found residue inside that they were able to DNA-match to him

yes, that kind of residue

My mans Tutankhamun was already busting a nut when Osiris was measuring his soul to go see his ol man Ra like imagine having such guts.

When will your fave ever?

I love King Tut