you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
What is it with people from the UK and using plant-derived food items as insults? I see “turnip” and “walnut” especially often, and someone on Scottish Twitter called Donald Trump a “weapons-grade plum.” Is it just that they don’t have brains?
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