Every time someone tries to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.
Tag: superhusbands
tony @ steve on the fourth of july: you may spank it – once.
technically if steve slaps it then never lifts his hand off it’s just one long slap
steve, deliberately trying to annoy tony: good golly mr science man how do all these newfangled contraptions work? — tony, not buying any of steves bullshit: you taught yourself how to invest in bitcoin over the span of a week even when i told you that it was dangerous and unstable
sehuigrhuidr oh my GOD
tony, hissing protectively over the pot of coffee steve was trying to bait him with: stop trying to troll me, don’t you remember i can buy your entire life
steve, blowing off invisible dust from his fingers before putting them to the keyboard: i now have enough in bitcoin to rival your fortune, tony
yknow how tony has a habit of falling asleep in places where he Definetely Should Not fall asleep? yeah steve sees that and counters it with bridal carrying tony to bed every time he finds him. sometimes tony stays asleep but a lot of the times he wakes up and gets good morning (well, afternoon/evening more often than not) kisses from his husband and possibly sleepy cuddles with him as well :-D
soft….good….. yes
A story about adorkable Rogers and posh Stark
Tony is not a typical nerd. He is popular, rich and sassy. His heart is made of steel. But he has one weakness.
Steve is not a typical jock. He is smart, educated and artistic. But he’s so awkward at showing his affection that Tony thinks he’s mocking him.
This is my gift for stevetony as a part of the SteveTonyFest =) Hope you like it.
Huge thanks to my boyfriend for general idea and ringerill for helping me with English.
Happy SteveTonyFest everyone! ♥
Loki is the Philosopher King 