Fodder for Fanfic

copperbadge:

Me: Check out this interview quote. “I told my brother I was going on a date with [future wife]. He goes back in his office and brings out Crain’s. There’s a huge article with her picture. So I went down to her place and rang her doorbell. And the first thing I said was, ‘I want you to know you don’t intimidate me.’ And she says, ‘I haven’t tried yet.’ ”
@hinerdsitscat: Damn. Insert your OTP here.
Me: RIGHT?
@hinerdsitscat: Could very easily imagine Tony Stark banging on Steve Rogers door and yelling that exact thing.
Me: Or vice versa. “You don’t intimidate me, Mr. Stark.”   “Give me another hour, Captain.”
@hinerdsitscat: POINT

armoredsoftie:

itsallavengers:

Peter Parker releases a thirty minute documentary on youtube of life in the Avengers Tower and twelve minutes of it is just Tony and Steve arguing over what would win, a Thanos-sized tarantula or a tarantula-sized Thanos

#honestly i know we all write steve and tony as this bickering old couple#but consider: most of their arguments are literally over stupid shit like we saw in aou#tony: do you think fish have feelings#steve: they have like three second memories no#tony: you’re a dick. that was a three second statement did you feel hurt by it?#steve: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT FUKC YOU FIRST OF ALL AND– (via @lovelyirony)