Rhodey: You have wet dreams about Captain America?
Tony: No! Yes..Maybe! But to be fair, they don’t last long,everytime I’m hitting climax in those dreams, and saying something sexy like “Fuck yea captain!” he screams “Language!” And I wake up flaccid
Tag: stevetony
Avengers AU – Tony and Steve bodyswap AU
Five things you know and the one you don’t [insp]
MCU Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
MCU Steve: Aw. You know, I really am gonna miss you.
616 Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
616 Steve: Ugh. This is so unfair.
616 Steve: My heart is so heavy. Unbelievable.
616 Steve: The Avengers should have just left me in the ice.
616 Steve: This planet is just too cruel, now. How will I bring myself to wake up in the morning?
616 Steve: Oh, agony.
AA Tony: I’m leaving the Avengers.
AA Steve: Oh? where’re we going?
Captain is watching you.😐
So. Tony
has kept the phone. Of course he has. But who calls first? Do they even
exchange words? I want to know.Maybe Tony is
tinkering in the workshop when his phone rings, and it is Bruce on the other
side, and Tony is happy, he is thrilled, but then Bruce cuts through Tony’s
babble saying, “You’re really not going to like this, Tony.”And then,
after talking to Bruce, Tony just stands there for a moment, frozen, mind
momentarily overwhelmed with the enormity of the threat that is heading their
way. He snaps out of his daze, hurrying toward his desk and pulling out the
phone Steve sent him. He glances down at it, half annoyed and half resigned,
before slipping it into his pocket.Then, in
Strange’s Sanctum, he sort of tunes out Bruce and his babble about Thor and
Asgard burning, and some new space megalomaniac intercepting a ship full of
Asgardian refuges, and he really doesn’t want to listen to this Strange guy
because magic is freaky and illogical, and also he is kind of starting to panic
a bit, the old but never forgotten fear of the vastness of space pressing down
on him.Tony doesn’t
make the decision consciously, but in between two breaths, he is holding Steve’s
phone in his hand, and he’s never meant to make this call, but the words ‘I’ll
be there’ are echoing loudly inside his head and it’s easier to breathe,
somehow.And then,
just as Tony is ready to make the call, the tiny screen lights up, followed by
a shrill ringing sound. Tony smiles – in relief, in affection, in amusement –
and then a loud explosion drags his attention away from the phone, and he is
walking toward the door, pressing the phone to his ear, his chest twisting with
a dull ache as Steve’s voice, low and grim, echoes in his ear, “What happens
now, Tony?”Tony doesn’t
have a clue, and people are screaming outside and there are even more explosions,
and he really should have called before, but now is not time for introspection
or regret or old wounds. Or panic attacks, no matter how much a part of Tony
wants to curl up somewhere and do nothing but try to breathe.“Come home,
Steve,” Tony says in a surprisingly steady voice and disconnects the call,
slipping the phone back into his pocket. For later. They’re the Avengers, they’ll
make sure there is later.@lunariagold HOLD MEEEEE!!! 😭
Has this been done?
PERFECTION
I honestly have never been so excited for something in my whole life // Will Loki side with Thanos? Who has died in Tony’s arms? What will happen between Wanda and vision?
1. I very much doubt it; I think he’s acting under duress.
2. It’s possible that no one died; someone could just be gravely injured. (Steve??? my little shipper’s heart goes pit-a-pat.)
3. I don’t know, but it looks like sexytimes to me.
A couple more questions to add to the mix:
4. Why isn’t Vision purple in that one scene with Wanda? Is that some kind of dream sequence where he’s fantasizing about being a real boy?
5. OH NO THANOS IS TAKING THE MIND STONE OUT OF VISION’S HEAD IS HE GOING TO DIE?!?!
Omg yes I loved how described Thorki & Stony. I ship Thorki so much!!! Thorki is my OTP is Thorki and I also love Stucky too but its so true how you described Thorki & Stony too. Do you habe any Thorki fic recs? I loved Thorki in Thor Ragnarok! I wish we saw them hug too & coughs kiss we know that happened too lol. I hope Avengers Infinity War doesn’t screw them up. I don’t want Loki or Thor die and also don’t want Thorki against each other either. I want Thorki on fighting on the same side. I
Haha, thanks! (For those who are wondering, the first sentence is referring to this post about the parallels between Thor/Loki and Steve/Tony.)
In terms of fic recs, the most useful thing I can do is point you to my bookmarks page on AO3 – it’s basically a very long rec list. It’s mostly Thorki fic, with the occasional Superhusbands (in case you’re still into that) and some gen Thor & Loki fic. I also write Thorki fic, as well as some gen fic about the brotherly relationship between Thor and Loki; I’m Philosopher_King on AO3. My works page is a bit of a mess, so here’s a direct link to my Thorki series in the correct reading order (which is not the order in which I wrote them).
I semi-seriously wonder if the reason we didn’t see Thor and Loki hug in Ragnarok is that Waititi and/or Feige was worried that the sexual tension would have been too obtrusive. Officially, they’re just brothers, and there’s nothing else going on between them, but it seems like no one gave Hiddleston & Hemsworth that memo…
My sense about Infinity War is that Loki will not go back to being a villain, because Ragnarok made such a point of his character development toward heroism. I’m not at all confident that Markus & McFeely (the writers) or the Russo brothers (the directors) really care about Thor or Loki as characters; they all started in the Captain America movies, and I think their hearts are with the human Avengers. I hope, though, that the success of Ragnarok, and their awareness of Loki’s fan base, will motivate them not to neglect his character arc. With Thanos as the Big Bad and the ambiguous connection between Loki and Thanos set up in The Avengers, there’s a real opportunity for interesting character moments (are we gonna give Loki PTSD, or does Tony have a monopoly on it?) and some juicy moral dilemmas. DON’T FUCK IT UP, MARVEL.
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