Steve: Do I look straight?
Tony: Not in the slightest.
Steve: No, I mean my parking job.
Tony: Oh, in that case yes it’s fine.
Tag: stevetony
TONY, PLEASE, NO
t’challa is the best dressed avenger and he knows it
you’re wrong and here’s the proof:
I’m of two minds about whether I think Steve would be uncomfortable with the aestheticizing of Catholicism or be really into it.
ok in what world is mcu stevetony the poster child for COMMUNICATION
tony picking up his walkie talkie after 3 years: just in case it wasn’t clear back in that bunker, we are over
steve replying immediately: we’re what? over
Happy 100th Birthday, Steve!
Tony Stark on Jimmy Kimmel Live (part of the superhusbands au)
avengers 4
tony, finally using that flip phone: so what are you doing
steve: you, in 20 minutes
tony, choking: about thanos you absolute buffoon
You’re alive.
Loki is the Philosopher King 