So you know this scene…

noregretsnotearsnoanxieties:

wikketkrikket:

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

@strangelock221b…should I incorporate this headcanon into the series?

monobuu:

the-flightoficarus:

the-fallofperdix:

monobuu:

the-fallofperdix:

nasafic:

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see. look at this. 10/10 shield use. covers who body. no bullets for sam

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what is this. weak. steve your legs are wide open. steve your feet are swiss cheese. steve your dick is gone it just got blown off. steve. steve. your dick is gone

I read this entirely in Tony’s voice

Tony’s benched cos of an injury, watching the fight from the tower and ‘helping’ them via coms as he watches the video feeds.

And by ‘helping’ I mean ‘critiquing his team’s fighting techniques while high on pain killers.’

@monobuu Rhodey comes up on the feeds and Tony goes on a 10 minute monologue about how perfect Rhodey is in every aspect ever in his life

It’s true though

Where’s the lie?

anais-ninja-bitch:

anais-ninja-bitch:

when carol danvers gets back to earth, she’s gonna try to catch up with history and culture. and she’s gonna be like, “steve, how’d you do it?”

and he’s gonna show her his little sad notebook with “nirvana (band?)” written in it, and she’s gonna fucken lose it and start filing the adoption papers for him right then.

when she hears about the time he scolded the team for their bad language, she’s gonna make him watch “clerks.” but he’s just gonna shrug and say, “jersey’s always been like that.”

Steve Rogers Isn’t Just Any Hero

racefortheironthrone:

thewaroffivequeens:

so over on tv tropes one of the articles talks about how modern approaches to writing steve rogers are politically correct revisionist history bc people write steve now as being super accepting of all races and sexualities and genders etc.

which

is not an argument i particularly understand bc it assumes all people in the past by default held the prejudices associated with their time period

and anyway like you do know the whole point to steve rogers becoming captain america is that he’s an exceptionally decent human being which is what makes him a great super soldier

Ok, I have to chime in on this. There is a mistaken belief that cultural attitudes in the past were monolithic, that everyone and everywhere was “of their time.” This is not true; even in the past, there were people and places who saw past conventional wisdom and social pressure and looked to a better future. 

This is especially true for Steve Rogers, because unlike other patriotism-themed characters, Steve Rogers doesn’t represent a genericized America but rather a very specific time and place – 1930s New York City. We know he was born July 4, 1920 (not kidding) to a working class family of Irish Catholic immigrants who lived in New York’s Lower East Side (the digital comic book First Vengeance changes this slightly, shifting his birth to 1918 and moving the family to Brooklyn, but the details are the same). This has political meaning: given his class and ethnic background, there is no way in hell Steve Rogers didn’t grow up as a Democrat, and a New Deal Democrat at that. Steve Rogers grew up poor in the Great Depression, the son of a single mother (his father died when he was a child) and then orphaned in his late teens when his mother dies of TB. And he came of age in New York City at a time when the New Deal was in full swing, Fiorello LaGuardia was mayor, the American Labor Party was a major force in city politics, labor unions were on the move, the Abraham Lincoln Brigade was organizing to fight fascism in Spain in the name of the Popular Front, and there was a growing and militant anti-racist movement that equated segregation and Nazism that will eventually feed into the “Double V” campaign.  

Then he becomes a fine arts student. To be an artist in New York City in the 1930s was to be surrounded by the “Cultural Front.” We’re talking the WPA Arts and Theater Projects, Diego Rivera painting socialist murals in Rockefeller Center, Orson Welles turning Julius Caesar into an anti-fascist play and running an all-black Macbeth and “The Cradle Will Rock,” Paul Robeson was a major star, you couldn’t have escaped left-wing politics. And if a poor kid like Steve Rogers was going to college as a fine arts student, odds are very good that he was going to the City College of New York at a time when an 80% Jewish student body is organizing student trade unions, anti-fascist rallies, and the “New York Intellectuals” were busily debating Trotskyism vs. Stalinism vs. Norman Thomas Socialism vs. the New Deal in the dining halls and study carrels. 

And this Steve Rogers becomes an anti-fascist. In the fall of 1940, over a year before Pearl Harbor, he volunteers to join the army to fight the Nazis. This isn’t an apolitical patriotism forged out of a sense that the U.S has been attacked; rather, Steve Rogers had come to believe that Nazism posed an existential threat to the America he believed in. New Deal America.