steve and tony – Loki is the Philosopher King

monobuu:

the-flightoficarus:

the-fallofperdix:

monobuu:

the-fallofperdix:

nasafic:

see. look at this. 10/10 shield use. covers who body. no bullets for sam

what is this. weak. steve your legs are wide open. steve your feet are swiss cheese. steve your dick is gone it just got blown off. steve. steve. your dick is gone

I read this entirely in Tony’s voice

Tony’s benched cos of an injury, watching the fight from the tower and ‘helping’ them via coms as he watches the video feeds.

And by ‘helping’ I mean ‘critiquing his team’s fighting techniques while high on pain killers.’

@monobuu Rhodey comes up on the feeds and Tony goes on a 10 minute monologue about how perfect Rhodey is in every aspect ever in his life

It’s true though

Where’s the lie?

anais-ninja-bitch:

incorrectavengersquotes:

Steve: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.

Tony: Hurt their feel…Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’’s feelings?

Steve: Yeah, don’t you?

Tony: No! How do you get anything done?

Steve: It’s hard!

honestly this conversation works just as well if you reverse the characters, and i think that says a lot

4vengersmarvel:

queencfthestarsdrfoster:

asgardodinsons:

honesty

Oh look!

More parallels of these two!

Honestly, the entire universe is in trouble when these two get along.

armoredsoftie:

itsallavengers:

Peter Parker releases a thirty minute documentary on youtube of life in the Avengers Tower and twelve minutes of it is just Tony and Steve arguing over what would win, a Thanos-sized tarantula or a tarantula-sized Thanos

#honestly i know we all write steve and tony as this bickering old couple #but consider: most of their arguments are literally over stupid shit like we saw in aou #tony: do you think fish have feelings #steve: they have like three second memories no #tony: you’re a dick. that was a three second statement did you feel hurt by it?#steve: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT FUKC YOU FIRST OF ALL AND– (via @lovelyirony)