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James T. Kirk’s Full Body Karate! For all your alien life form fighting needs!

For just a few low payments of insulting this walking nutbag and/or his crew, you’ll receive lessons on…

And don’t forget such classics as…

(always distract your foes before launching yourself bodily at them)

And if none of these work, you can always cling to a wall like a monkey!

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