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I was just watching Star Trek: Beyond and my little sister is watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine S5, so now I can’t stop thinking about a Star Trek AU for B99. 

  • Captain Holt is obviously the captain. 
  • Terry is the XO. 
  • Of the U.S.S. Brooklyn, probably. 
  • Like in canon, Captain Holt becomes captain after the last captain retires. It’s basically exactly the same plots of B99, just in a Star Trek AU. The NYPD and all its characters are now Starfleet, including Madeline Wuntch and the Vulture and etc. Some characters are now aliens.
     
  • I don’t know much about this AU yet, because there are so many directions to go with crew positions, but I do know for certain that Raymond Holt and his husband Kevin are a Vulcan/Human couple. Which one is the Vulcan and which one is the human? I don’t know, because it can go beautifully either way. 
    • Captain Holt, of course, makes a perfect Vulcan. A black gay Vulcan with a previous gambling addiction. Everyone talks about him like he’s a loose cannon and wild card, especially other Vulcans. 
      • Vulcan 1: “I see he has become no less rebellious. He still acts more befitting a comedian than a captain.” 
      • Jake: “What.” 
    • When they hear that their captain has a human husband, everybody is like, “Oh, opposites attract, right? I bet his human husband is super friendly and shows lots of emotions.” And then they meet Kevin and they’re like, “Oh, you married a human who is practically a Vulcan, okay.” 
      • Holt: “What are you talking about? Kevin is frequently overemotional and very expressive.” 
      • Jake: “What.” 
    • On the OTHER HAND, if Kevin is the Vulcan and Holt is the human, it’s still good, because then you get to have all the Vulcans thinking that Holt is the funniest and most interesting man alive. (They still think he’s a wild card, but he gets away with it more for being human. He’s infamous for having “seduced” Kevin.) Everyone knows it’s nearly impossible to charm Vulcans, but every Vulcan who’s not a complete asshole absolutely LOVES the human Raymond Holt. Holt has mastered Vulcan humor. They think he’s a riot. 
      • Vulcan 2 (preventing the crew from getting in somewhere they need to go for a mission): “Your charm will not work this time, Captain Raymond Holt. I will not be persuaded no matter how charismatic you are.” 
      • Jake: “What.” 
  • Kevin is a scholar/professor who travels with the ship or meets it frequently because he and Holt are embarrassingly in love. (Not that you would be able to tell they’re married by human standards, but they’re incredibly, ridiculously affectionate by Vulcan standards.) 
  • There has to be at least one android. Preferably two because I love androids and why do we limit ourselves unnecessarily. I’m thinking the best potential androids are Charles, Rosa, Gina, and Amy. 
    • Charles. 
      • Robot with anxiety and a passion for food. (Whether Charles is an android or not, he is constantly grossing everyone out with the weird alien food he eats. He INSISTS that the replicators just aren’t the same as- Jake: “Just eat your space worms, Charles, and please stop talking about ‘mouth-feel’.”) 
      • Jake Peralta LOVES his robot best friend. Charles Boyle has ALWAYS wanted a human sidekick. 
      • The Boyle cousins are now a family of androids. 
    • Rosa 
        • Charles: “Emotions are the best!” 
        • Rosa: “Sure. How do I uninstall them?” 
      • Rosa is probably the Chief Security Officer. 
        • Someone (about to get their ass beat): “Isn’t it supposed to be written in your code to ‘do no harm to humans’?” 
        • Security Officer Rosa Diaz: “No.” 
    • Amy 
      • Robot with anxiety, obsessive compulsive tendencies, and an extreme sense of competitiveness. 
      • Loves her dumb, squishy human Jake Peralta, who apparently once had a childhood dream of marrying Robocop (and is still into really old movies like that and Die Hard). 
    • Gina
      • Gina (probably Communications Officer?) as an android is basically that one scene from Futurama. 
        • Gina: “Admit it. You all just think that robots were invented to make humans’ lives easier.” 
        • Terry: “Well… weren’t you?” 
        • Gina: “I’ve never made anyone’s life easier and you know it.” 
  • How to pick? All possibilities are good. Unfortunately, the number of androids probably has to be limited to make way for aliens. 
  • Jake is probably one of the ship’s helmsmen. Amy is both a science officer and one of the ship’s navigators. I’m not totally sure on what Charles does yet, but Charles as CMO would be hilarious (he is… like… the exact opposite of Bones, except he does have that bad divorce going on in the background), so that’s a definite possibility. 
  • I have no clue what Scully and Hitchcock do. Are they just… there? On the bridge? Or nearby? They probably shouldn’t be on the bridge, but they’re still recurring characters who somehow find a lot of trouble. 

B99 Star Trek AU. The possibilities are endless and perfect. 

Oh god I want it

WANT. NEED.