marypoppinswasmyfatherbitches:

guardiansdaily:

“New thread on Reddit claims that each of the stripes on the
Guardians’ legs in prison represents a crime. This IS true, The color of
each stripe is a category (murder, arson, burglary, grievous bodily
harm). The pattern of each stripe explains a bit more exactly about the
crime and its severity (a sort of criminal law morse code).

However, it also claims the gray line on Rocket is indecent exposure, and this is NOT true.

The line designs were the product of our costume designer Alexandra
Byrne’s creative brain, and I wrote down and gave her the list of
convictions.(…) It’s
also important to note that these are just crimes they’ve been convicted for –
not crimes they’ve committed and gotten away with, which is probably a
lot.

Rocket’s
are mercenary activity, grievous bodily harm, arson (he blows up a lot
of stuff), escape from prison, and, I believe, public drunkenness. Quill’s crimes are penny-ante robbery, grift, criminal conspiracy (from
his gang involvement with the Ravagers), and having sex with members of
a royal family (consensual but on some planets considered an outrageous
crime for someone from his caste). Gamora keeps things simple with her long list of murders and assassinations, all at the behest of Thanos. And Drax’s crimes are grievous bodily harm, murder, and every variety of destroying stuff you can imagine.” – James Gunn  

#i fucking love how tiny peter’s list is compared to everyone else#‘i’m a legendary outlaw’#*got arrested once for petty theft and once for sex with a princess*#or duchess?#i think it says on his rap sheet idr

Dangit, now because of your tags on this I can’t scroll past it without gigging like an idiot for 5 minutes saying “Look at how small it is! LOOK AT HOW FUCKING SMAHAHAHALL IT IS!”

That’s fucking priceless. 

I’m sorry, Peter. I’m sorry.