STAB THEM ALL.
Tag: stabby loki
A twisted affection.
you should stab thor 23 times in honor of the ides of march
thats just a regular thursday for me buddy
you have therapy later dont forget
C’mon, brother… Cheer up.
My contribution to the Thorki Valentine Exchange held by @thorkievents for @mrs-dr-strange who asked for
Character A helping Character B through a depression slump. I hope you like it. ^^
My first thought was that hey, Loki should be the one who’s depressed and needs help, right?
But then I thought we rarely see Thor in that situation. Let’s change the roles and see what happens.
whaat? no no no i don’t care about these stupid brothers pfffff i dont give dfamn what are you talk i ng ab o ut……………
“There was one time my brother transformed himself into a snake because he knows how much I like snakes, and so I picked the snake up to admire it, but then he turned back and went “AAHH! It’s me!” And then he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.”
When in doubt, stab him!
My version of the snake scene xD
“If you were really here,” Thor says with a half-smile, “I’d hug you.”
He tossed the wine stopper at Loki, fully expecting it to sail right through. Instead, to his astonishment, Loki reached up and gracefully plucked the stopper out of the air.
He stared. Loki smiled.
“I’m here,” he said, and despite the deliberately casual air, there was something tentative about his voice.
Thor rose up and was halfway across the room in one motion. Loki didn’t meet him halfway – quite – but he took one tiny step forward and for Loki, that tiny step meant a lot. Thor engulfed him in a bear hug and, after a minute, Loki returned the embrace.
For a long moment they stood there, locked in the embrace, as Thor tried to come to grips with the fact that he hadn’t lost all of his family, after all.
Then – “Loki,” Thor said, shifting uncomfortably. The pinching sensation didn’t let up, and what he’d taken at first to be the buckles on Loki’s armor, ow. “Loki, are you stabbing me?!”
“Sorry,” Loki said, not removing his dagger from between Thor’s ribs. “Habit.”
i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it
“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”
—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)
AMAZING
I choose to beliee every version of this story is true
and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous
and tried to murder his brother
I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.
Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY
Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH
Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!
“Are you ever not going to fall for that?”
Loki is the Philosopher King 