Concept: Peter Parker making a Spiderman Instagram account that becomes verified and has over 1m followers and one night at 2 am when he’s making a depressing finsta post he accidentally posts it to SpiderManOfficial
Peter’s caption on a snapchat selfie of him crying in the dark: God isn’t it so great that my life is falling apart!!!!!! It’s so fun!1!1! Ned is ignoring me for whatever reason and May is stressing me tf out and my goddamn internship is going to actual fucking shit everyone hates me and that’s fine!!!!!! Fuck me I guess !!!! I’m gonna die alone :-)))))))
Everyone following @ SpiderManOfficial:
This is followed by Tony or anyone that loves Peter to bitter end checking on him right?
Everyone is worried about this mysterious sad little boy and everyone is sending in DMs and trying to figure out who this person on SMO’s account is and if he’s going to be okay. Tony has to smooth things over and say their intern made a mistake managing the social media accounts and that everything’s fine and Pepper is currently reading him a bedtime story while he sips on a cup of hot cocoa and is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
If a platonic friend-ship (pun intended) is called a BroTP, what do you call a parental ship? A DadTP? (Uh oh, too close to the word “daddy.”) An AdopTP?
Loki is the Philosopher King 