everyone (myself included) keeps making these really awful posts about how peter died in the suit tony made to protect him but it’s really hard to take that seriously now that i know he was wearing a shirt that fuckin says “lettuce, the taste of sadness” under his suit the entire goddamn movie
Concept: Peter Parker making a Spiderman Instagram account that becomes verified and has over 1m followers and one night at 2 am when he’s making a depressing finsta post he accidentally posts it to SpiderManOfficial
Peter’s caption on a snapchat selfie of him crying in the dark: God isn’t it so great that my life is falling apart!!!!!! It’s so fun!1!1! Ned is ignoring me for whatever reason and May is stressing me tf out and my goddamn internship is going to actual fucking shit everyone hates me and that’s fine!!!!!! Fuck me I guess !!!! I’m gonna die alone :-)))))))
Everyone following @ SpiderManOfficial:
This is followed by Tony or anyone that loves Peter to bitter end checking on him right?
Everyone is worried about this mysterious sad little boy and everyone is sending in DMs and trying to figure out who this person on SMO’s account is and if he’s going to be okay. Tony has to smooth things over and say their intern made a mistake managing the social media accounts and that everything’s fine and Pepper is currently reading him a bedtime story while he sips on a cup of hot cocoa and is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Loki is the Philosopher King 