This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time
Superman’s only weakness outside of magic and kryptonite is a hard spanking from daddy
“[Superman] being spanked by President Eisenhower”… a sentence I never expected to read… and now rather wish I hadn’t.
“And i Love It!”
Wtf Clark…
@fuckyeahrichardiii, for some reason I thought this might amuse you…
Loki is the Philosopher King 