If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer
When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)
amethyst orbs are like so 2005, i just saw a fic describing a character’s eyes as “kyanite” and it was the best thing i’ve seen all day. let’s all just compare our characters’ eyes to increasingly obscure gemstones. chrysoprase irises. andalusite spheroids. dumortierite quartz visualizers. make it HAPPEN.
Jewish american kid culture is reading the Chronicles of Narnia and thinking Aslan was just a really cool lion only to grow up in a Christian centric world and realize he was Jesus’s fursona
Loki is the Philosopher King 