newtspidey:

Peter Q: I ship you with that MJ girl.

Peter P: Thanks, Uncle.

Steve: Hold up, you’re not shipping him anywhere.

Peter P: Dad, what he meant was–

Tony: He’s right, you have to go through us first. *holds Steve’s hand*

Shuri: *barely heard anything and only heard MJ’s name* *whispers to Peter* Damn, you have really strict parents.

marisatomay:

hmm no one tony stark’s age is really all that aware of spongebob and it’s characters unless they have kids or are kid adjacent so tony only knew to call thanos’ lackey squidward because peter found out that tony had never seen spongebob and forced him to watch it and you can’t change my mind