For the OTP Questions: Thorki (obviously) 1, 6, and 9, please?

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?


You know, I could go both ways on this one. If you go with a more myth-based characterization of Loki, he’d be the one to rock the seat to fuck with Thor, but I sort of got the sense from that flying/bickering scene in TDW that MCU Loki is a backseat driver and a bit of a fussbudget, while Thor is the daredevil.

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Unfortunately, I read your answer first and it probably influenced mine… so yeah, I agree with you that Loki is the one who would take pictures of Thor drooling or having drawn a dick on his face. I think I’ve seen more AUs where Loki is a photographer… I guess people tend to think that’s more his style? If Thor is an artist it’s usually sculpture, since that involves hammers. So yeah, probably Loki. But I could also see Thor wanting to save the image of Loki looking peaceful, for once. He would never share it, though.

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?
Well, we’ve seen Thor having prophetic dreams in the MCU – a talent he probably inherited from his mother. So I imagine that when he has an especially weird or symbolic-seeming dream, he wakes Loki up to ask what it might mean. Usually, Loki is grumpy as fuck at being woken up and tells Thor it just means he ate too much cheese.

Of course Loki is the one who has the most nightmares after the various things that happen to him in the movies (abruptly finding out his parentage, falling into the Void, Thanos, being in solitary confinement for a year, getting run through and very nearly dying… I’m just gonna ignore Infinity War for now). But I imagine that he also had more nightmares beforehand because he was never mentally healthy, and the experience of having been abandoned as a child might have left all kinds of psychological scarring even though he was too young to remember it. But I don’t really see Thor *singing* him back to sleep, because I don’t think Thor has a good singing voice (as far as I know, Chris Hemsworth can’t sing). Maybe Thor tried singing Loki back to sleep a few times and eventually Loki just told him his voice might produce more nightmares. So maybe Thor soothes him back to sleep with boring war stories. Or sex, that probably tires him out properly.

Here’s the list of Important OTP Questions if anyone else wants to play…

Important OTP Questions (Send a ship to my ask box and some numbers!)

sonofhistory:

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

17) Who is more protective?

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

21) Who cuts the others hair?

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

26) Who kissed first?

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?