lokisuggestion:

my reviews of every midgardian decade of the 20th century

  • 1900s: ashy
  • 1910s: the only good thing was art nouveau world war one can kiss my ass though 
  • 1920s: i was drunk for that one
  • 1930s: i was drunk for that one too but on asgard because theres only room for one “great depression” in my life and its the one i suffer from on a clinical basis
  • 1940s: oh god lol i was drunk for this one too 
  • 1950s: i cant believe gay poets invented weed and i cant believe america invented being a bigoted shithead 
  • 1960s: this one was cwazy 
  • 1970s: i was drunk for this one but in a fun slutty way and i’m still bitter about disco
  • 1980s: noise music good free market capitalism Bad
  • 1990s: i was goth in this one
  • 2000s: spent the entire decade watching reality tv
  • 2010s: my shithead brother ruined this one by trying to be heterosexual