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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count’nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

shameless-loki:

Take a moment to look at The Dark World from Odin’s point of view

The last time Odin saw his son, he watched him trying to kill himself and dying, as he believed 

So now imagine seeing your son after this incident, knowing only a part of what happened while you thought he’s dead but never bothering to ask, and imagine still having the stomach to tell your kid that he wasn’t supposed to live. To the same child you saved, raised and then watched committing suicide. Let that sink in.

asgardodinsons:

#this is literally the last thing you should say to your son who is clearly in the middle of a psychological breakdown #after learning he was adopted from a race he was taught to hate his whole life #and is now hanging over the abyss of space pleading with you to accept the monster he thinks he is #after you went to sleep right in the middle of the big reveal and left him to rule a whole planet #in what is probably the most emotionally crippling state of his life #literally the last thing you should fucking say

boxfullofcats:

siege-loki-problems:

Thor: The Dark World prelude #2

Odin confronts Loki.

Ugh this kills me because it looks like up until this point Loki still considered himself Loki Odinson. I think in his mind it was much preferable to be Loki, son of Odin, revered leader of the Nine Realms than Loki, son of Laufey, frost giant and monster.

So basically Odin is not only denouncing him but calling (and confirming in his mind) him a monster as well.

AND ODIN TAKES AWAY HIS MOMMA TOO! Marvel you better not mess with Frigga or I swear I’m gonna flay someone one!

Oh shit… this is the prelude comic that got turned into the first scene of TDW. I don’t think I’d ever actually read it. This version of Odin is so much worse than what we saw in the movie, which was pretty fucking bad.