i hate reading this post for the sole reason that it made me realize against my will that kermit and miss piggy are literally mr. and mrs. bennet personified and this crossover would probably work
i am disturbed by how well this works
alright now i’m just pissed off because that fits even better
I keep thinking about this and the fact that the tweet clearly states that only one human actor is kept s o
Mr. & Mrs. Bennet:
“SOMEONE CALM MY NERVES, DAMMIT.” –Miss Piggy
“Mmmm, I like books and minding my own business.” –Kermit The Frog
Mr. Bingley:
“Miss Bennet is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen! Wocka Wocka!” –Fozzie Bear
Miss Bingley & her Sister:
“Mr. Darcy is like, soooo handsome, you know?” “AN-I-MAL! AN-I-MAL!”
Mr. Whickham:
“Hey listen. Just because I kinda blackmailed a guy outta a bunch of money after nearly marrying his sister doesn’t make me a Bad Guy. I’m a rat! Whattaya want!” –Rizzo
and most importantly, Miss Jane Bennet:
“Oh, Jane. You’re the best of us.” –Rizzo to Camilla