Petition for there to be a Tony Stark cameo in every marvel film after A4 where he’s just chilling while the world goes to shit
signed
RDJ takes over as the new cameo guy in each MCU film. It’ll just be little things like:
Tony with cucumber slices on his eyes, treating himself at the spa; he hears a loud crash outside. He peels the cucumber slice off one eye, looking outside the window. Giant Man has just thrown a tractor trailer across town. He lays back down, “Glad it’s not my problem.”
Peter Parker has had a long adventure and then he gets a ping on his phone. It’s a video of Tony and baby Morgan playing with a Spider-Man action figure.
A quick flash on the news of interviewers hounding Tony while he’s feeding pigeons at the park. “Would Iron Man like to comment?” Tony just stares blankly at them, “Iron Man? Who’s that?” then rollers skates pop out of his loafers and he zips away.
please please please please please
this’d be even funnier if tony died in avengers 4 and just kept inexplicably appearing throughout the mcu and the news reporters are like ‘oh my god, tony stark’s alive!’ and tony just raises his sunglasses and says ‘my name is anthony stank’
Loki, about to be taken into custody on Earth: And just who.. are you?
Tony, travelled back in time and just very recently postponed Loki being taken into custody on Earth after giving a hurried explanation: Ah, y’know. Just a regular time travelling joe desperately trying to save the world. Which includes your ass, I might add.
Loki, very sceptically eyeing Tony despite the random aid and explanation: And what makes you think I believe you?
Tony: Nothing. In fact, I expected that. But maybe you’ll believe-
Thor: [shoves Tony out the way]
Tony: Hey-!
Thor: [slams Loki’s body into his]
Loki: [is confused asf]
Tony: [is confused asf, understanding then uncomfortable all within 10 seconds]
Tony: [clears throat then opens his mouth to speak]
Thor, pulls back from hugging Loki in favour of gripping Loki’s neck and staring him in the eyes: He speaks the truth, brother.
Tony, throwing in his two cents before Thor can interrupt him again: See? Not crazy.
Thor: I watched you die. For good.
Loki, thinking how unlikely a scenario it must’ve been given he’s a survivor and trickster above all else: I must have put up quite the fight.
Thor: You… tried to stab him.
Loki: ……That’s it? No magic? Casket of Ancient Winters? Nothing?
Thor: [shakes head from side to side]
Loki: F*cking cinematic universe.
Tony: No kidding. I’m probably going to die this film. Albeit in very heroic fashion, I’m sure. Perks of pioneering the MCU, fan favorite and all that.
Loki: At least you’re allowed your capabilities. I’m a fan favorite as well and yet I’m constantly reduced to the God of Knives.
Thor: Can we stop breaking the fourth wall now, please? I’m not done explaining to Loki there’s a chance he could still be alive because this is his third time fucking dying and though I’d be super pissed I’ll also be elated if he were Banner.
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki
loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.
drax: [really bad joke]
peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you
drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!
peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you
t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish
Presumably, then, Loki hitting your car with a blast from his scepter wouldn’t be covered, either.
Loki is the Philosopher King 