Tag: lupita nyong’o

sleepy-chaos-cub:

marzipanandminutiae:

kaylapocalypse:

cassandrexx:

my-nameless-bliss:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

for the next Reboot That Makes Men Angry I’d like to submit for your consideration Lupita Nyong’o as Indiana Jones

and she steals artifacts from museums and returns them to their rightful cultures

Oh my god, imagine the Indiana Jones temple-robbing scenes in reverse! She walks through the Scorpion pit, she ducks under the swinging axe, she jumps the spike trap… She pulls the idol from her bag and gently places it back on the altar. Then she walks out without looking back while all around her, the temple settles back down into tranquility.

The beginning of the movie would start with a heist to rob the museum which would make it a double adventure heist movie.

and when she does archaeology, she’s a legit archaeologist

Indiana Jones and the Temple of NAGPRA Compliance

This is what we are here for

ariaste:

cassandrexx:

my-nameless-bliss:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

for the next Reboot That Makes Men Angry I’d like to submit for your consideration Lupita Nyong’o as Indiana Jones

and she steals artifacts from museums and returns them to their rightful cultures

Oh my god, imagine the Indiana Jones temple-robbing scenes in reverse! She walks through the Scorpion pit, she ducks under the swinging axe, she jumps the spike trap… She pulls the idol from her bag and gently places it back on the altar. Then she walks out without looking back while all around her, the temple settles back down into tranquility.

“She pulls the idol from her bag and gently places it back on the altar.“
SLIGHT correction – she walks up to the altar, where there is a small canvas bag, filled with sand and (she already knows) the exact same weight as the idol. She crouches down, holding the idol at the ready. The moment stretches on. She takes a breath, holds it, and with hands as quick as lightning swaps the idol for the bag of sand. She exhales.