Tag: lotr humor

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If you’re ever feeling down, read this paradigm for “banana” in Icelandic. read it aloud. you will feel better

“Bananarnir” sounds like the third, and worst, of the sons of Denethor.

“Bananarnir would have remembered his father’s need. Bananarnir would have brought me a kingly gift.”

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*Mentally adding “for Frodo” during the Wakanda scene of the trailer*

Steve: The flip phone is lit. Tony calls for aid.

T’Challa: And Wakanda will answer.

Bucky and Sam bickering and keeping tallies like Legolas and Gimli during the fight(s)

“It’s a little tight across the chest,” Steve Rogers in his smedium t-shirt

*gollum voice* “Murderer” — Bucky, to himself

(I’m sorry)

“Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the Seas!” says Loki (dramatically, of course)

A/N: I can’t wait to draw all these

Not Infinity War but…

Peggy: You’re late

Steve: Steve Rogers is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to

“You’ve left out one of the chief characters – Bucky Barnes. I want to hear more about Bucky. Steve Rogers wouldn’t have got far without Bucky.”

*Sam swoops in to save Bucky and Steve like the Eagles at the end of the Return of the King*

“They’re taking the army to Wakanda” — Tony, on the phone with Steve (à la “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard” song)

“MUSTER THE DORA MILAGE” – KING T’CHALLA

Thanos: No man can kill me

Rocket: I am a raccoon!!! *pew pew pew*

Groot: I AM GROOT!!

Loki: I am Loki. Of Asgard!

When Elrond went to see Aragorn and dramatically gave him the Andúril. That, but with Tony going to Wakanda battle field and dramatically giving Steve his shield back.

With this as background music too: https://youtu.be/fsbDigj7w5c

(Civil War)

Peter: This is it

Tony: This is what?

Peter: If I take one more step, it will be the furthest away from Queens I’ve ever been.

(Towards the end of Infinity War)

Badly-Injured Steve: I can see Brooklyn… the East River… Brooklyn Bridge… Fourth of July fireworks… the lights in the Rockefeller Christmas Tree

Badly-Injured Bucky: Dot dancing. She had a teddy bear in her arm. If ever I was to marry someone, it would’ve been her

Badly-Injured Steve: I’m glad to be with you, Bucky, here at the end of all things

*Falcon and War Machine, led by Iron Man, swoop in to save these two dramatic soldiers*

(because this is my favorite scene)

T’Challa: I am not alone

*Bucky and Steve walk in, slow-mo hair flip*

Steve: Are you in need of assistance, your Highness?

Bucky: *cocks gun* you should have stayed in SPACE!

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*Mentally adding “for Frodo” during the Wakanda scene of the trailer*

Steve: The flip phone is lit. Tony calls for aid.

T’Challa: And Wakanda will answer.

Bucky and Sam bickering and keeping tallies like Legolas and Gimli during the fight(s)

“It’s a little tight across the chest,” Steve Rogers in his smedium t-shirt

*gollum voice* “Murderer” — Bucky, to himself

(I’m sorry)

“Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the Seas!” says Loki (dramatically, of course)

A/N: I can’t wait to draw all these

Not Infinity War but…

Peggy: You’re late

Steve: Steve Rogers is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to

“You’ve left out one of the chief characters – Bucky Barnes. I want to hear more about Bucky. Steve Rogers wouldn’t have got far without Bucky.”

*Sam swoops in to save Bucky and Steve like the Eagles at the end of the Return of the King*

“They’re taking the army to Wakanda” — Tony, on the phone with Steve (à la “they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard” song)

“MUSTER THE DORA MILAGE” – KING T’CHALLA

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lesbianrey:

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds
Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees.  are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

@urulokid

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

DEAD.