Snape @ 37 years old: cringing 24/7 bc thanks to Potter getting his grubby hands on his old potions book he had to remember his dumbass teenage nickname with his own brain
Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.
Loki is the Philosopher King 